As a caring provider of freefall experience we value the needs of swingers needing the comfort of a friendly teddy bear.
Whilst their actual current dress code may or may not be reflected in these images, their photogenic qualities are second to none as is their ability to cater for your concerns when accompanying a Gimp Boy as he Goes to Hollywood.
Here's the staff that bring you Shotover Canyon Swing
Hamoo and Crussell invented the swing – they drop in to keep us on our toes every now and then.
These guys get paid to throw people off a cliff – always a tricky occupation to list on immigration, census and tax forms:
Harry, Elliot, Dazza, Dougie, Steve the Pirate, Crispy, Pinky & Rob
While keeping the jump operations staff organized and the customers sorted is the job of:
- Ana – AKA Dennis from Accounts
- Sarah- Sales chick
- Rowena- Chief T-shirt counter
- Amelia-Smeagle the beagle
- Jodie – Queenstown’s local music and video directing guru
- Ellie- The Jaffa
- Morgan– The techno dude
- Logan- Just brokan
- Matt – Chief Swinger
- Claire – Pickle from Sales
- Steve- TOG (Token Old Guy)
- Amauri – Rangi
- Lonneke – Wanaka
- Damien – Damo
- Adrian-Terrible joke teller
- Ashley- Smashly
A recent development for ensuring accurate provision of preparatory information is available for people as they approach our Queenstown site. Renowned expert in the analysis of scariness, Dr Gimphilious Tedious (BSCSwi, PhD……) has provided invaluable quantificationable information on the strength of influence of the scariness eminating from our Shotover canyon location. This invaluable information, provided directly to the Ministry of Warnings should be adopted in full in preparation for the Shotover Canyon Swing experience. As Dr G Ted gains greater understanding of the scariness influence the warnings are updated regularly at www.minsitryofwarning.co.nz or available by phoning 0800 279464 additional data also posted throughout New Zealand’s south island at strategic locations.
