Staff - Shotover Canyon Swing

Name:

Bex -a-licious

Role:

Knowledge centre for all things important in Tourism. e.g Driving, talking, drinking- hopefully in that order.

Favourite jump style:

The Transformer- you should see the photo!

Words per minute:

45- Faster than the average Omaruvian.

Name:

Carla Maradona

Role:

Female influencer in geekdom

Favourite jump style:

More lemon pledge

Words per minute:

We have no idea- it sounds like one very long one

Name:

Dutchy

Role:

Harry's personal mini me

Favourite jump style:

The man has no style at all when he jumps

Words per minute:

50 easily understandable ones

Name:

Ashley

Role:

Global Beer tasting ambassador

Favourite jump style:

Smashed Em Bro!

Words per minute:

Not entirely sure- something about potatoes and leprechauns

Name:

Crispy

Role:

Jumpmaster/Yeti and the biggest "Dove" at the Swing

Favourite jump style:

Rodeo McTwist

Words per minute:

60-73 mostly about boobies

Name:

Daz

Role:

Trainer/site controller and grumpy bastard

Favourite jump style:

Lincoln

Words per minute:

.....dependent on mood alignment

Name:

Dougie

Role:

Lead actor in the film "Contagion"

Favourite jump style:

The Isolation Unit

Words per minute:

We can't hear through the plastic bubble

Name:

Jodie

Role:

Peter Jackson protege, rock star and electronic manipulator

Favourite jump style:

The Pin Drop

Words per minute:

"Not many if any"

Name:

Lonneke

Role:

The Dutchie who does everything/Hygiene for the smelly video

Favourite jump style:

The Flying Dutchman

Words per minute:

100 really sweet and happy ones

Name:

Matt AKA Mr Mathew Hollyer PFD, TKD, RA, ADH, STD, etc.

Role:

The Big Giant Head

Favourite jump style:

The All Goodly

Words per minute:

Several and consistently inconsistent in a grey area of fashioning

Name:

Morgan

Role:

Electronic reviewer and auditor of operational procedures

Favourite jump style:

Screaming bitch jump

Words per minute:

42 Big and bold ones

Name:

Rangi

Role:

Interpreter and Brazilian hairstyle specialist

Favourite jump style:

Half Pipe Flip

Words per minute:

100 in Portuguese and 175 in English

Name:

Rowena

Role:

Master of the Shop and Dome Kingdom

Favourite jump style:

Downward ones

Words per minute:

25 very calming ones

Name:

Sarah

Role:

"Mini me" of the propaganda delivery department

Favourite jump style:

The Abattoir

Words per minute:

Faster than a Tasmanian Devil

Name:

Stress

Role:

Officer of Presentation Strictness (OOPs)

Favourite jump style:

The Invisible Chair

Words per minute:

82.5963 in ultimate Pakuranga Kiwi twang

Name:

Banana

Role:

Money sorter, enforcer of paper work.

Favourite jump style:

Gimp Boy Goes to Hollywood

Words per minute:

136 with Croation tailwind-27.5 into the wind

Name:

Adrian

Role:

Bad Joke Teller

Favourite jump style:

The Aristocratical Jump

Words per minute:

120 including profanities and naughty ones

Name:

Steve the Pirate

Role:

Early childhood educator of Swing Staff

Favourite jump style:

Any style- as long as there's flesh

Words per minute:

Yar yar yar me hearties.Shiver me timbers. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Name:

Andy/Elliot

Role:

Dancing King and Hugmaster

Favourite jump style:

A Brazilian

Words per minute:

Too fast to count or anyone to understand

Name:

Bro Oke

Role:

Drawing pictures at the Swing

Favourite jump style:

Jumping out of the staff van at gas stations and chatting up Brazilian workers

Words per minute:

so, like, i just love talking, like a bit

Name:

Harry

Role:

Doyen of the Swing- Gone but never forgotten

Favourite jump style:

Gainer

Words per minute:

250 Ostrayan, equivalent to 12 English