Staff

Legends in no particular order:

Name:
Camster
Role:
Maintenance and project Bitch. Tea and water boy to all staff over the age of 20.
Favourite jump style:
Anything involving small, furry creatures wearing a singlet.
Words per minute:
100 fast and mumbled ones with a really strong Dunedin accent.
Name:
Budgie
Role:
Fluffer
Favourite jump style:
Anything that makes her amazing hair look good!
Words per minute:
Fluffers don't use words
Name:
Pepe Le Pew
Role:
Love child of Dominique Prieur and Alain Mafart.
Born on Hao Atoll in French Polynesia.
Favourite jump style:
The Rainbow Warrior
Words per minute:
55 very sexy sounding ones (say the Swing girls)
Name:
Bex -a-licious
Role:
Knowledge centre for all things important in Tourism. e.g Driving, talking, drinking- hopefully in that order.
Favourite jump style:
The Transformer- you should see the photo!
Words per minute:
45- Faster than the average Omaruvian.
Name:
Crispy
Role:
Jumpmaster/Yeti and the biggest "Dove" at the Swing
Favourite jump style:
Rodeo McTwist
Words per minute:
60-73 mostly about boobies
Name:
Daz
Role:
Trainer/site controller and grumpy bastard
Favourite jump style:
Lincoln
Words per minute:
.....dependent on mood alignment
Name:
Dougie
Role:
Lead actor in the film "Contagion"
Favourite jump style:
The Isolation Unit
Words per minute:
We can't hear through the plastic bubble
Name:
Jodie
Role:
Peter Jackson protege, rock star and electronic manipulator
Favourite jump style:
The Pin Drop
Words per minute:
"Not many if any"
Name:
Matt AKA Mr Mathew Hollyer PFD, TKD, RA, ADH, STD, etc.
Role:
The Big Giant Head
Favourite jump style:
The All Goodly
Words per minute:
Several and consistently inconsistent in a grey area of fashioning
Name:
Morgan
Role:
Electronic reviewer and auditor of operational procedures
Favourite jump style:
Screaming bitch jump
Words per minute:
42 Big and bold ones
Name:
Mark
Role:
Driver/Staff Sergeant
Favourite jump style:
Anything that involves dressing nicer than the Jumpmasters
Words per minute:
50 Private School ones in all situations
Name:
Rowena
Role:
Master of the Shop and Dome Kingdom
Favourite jump style:
Downward ones
Words per minute:
25 very calming ones
Name:
Sarah
Role:
"Mini me" of the propaganda delivery department
Favourite jump style:
The Abattoir
Words per minute:
Faster than a Tasmanian Devil
Name:
Arnie
Role:
Jodie’s dominatrix in the video room
Favourite jump style:
Flaming Bin Laden
Words per minute:
25- still waters run deep
Name:
Banana
Role:
Money sorter, enforcer of paper work.
Favourite jump style:
Gimp Boy Goes to Hollywood
Words per minute:
136 with Croation tailwind-27.5 into the wind
Name:
Adrian
Role:
Bad Joke Teller
Favourite jump style:
The Aristocratical Jump
Words per minute:
120 including profanities and naughty ones
Name:
Steve the Pirate
Role:
Early childhood educator of Swing Staff
Favourite jump style:
Any style- as long as there's flesh
Words per minute:
Yar yar yar me hearties.Shiver me timbers. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Name:
Bro Oke
Role:
Drawing pictures at the Swing
Favourite jump style:
Jumping out of the staff van at gas stations and chatting up Brazilian workers
Words per minute:
so, like, i just love talking, like a bit
Name:
Dutchy
Role:
Harry's personal mini me
Favourite jump style:
The man has no style at all when he jumps
Words per minute:
50 easily understandable ones
Name:
Harry
Role:
Doyen of the Swing- Gone but never forgotten
Favourite jump style:
Gainer
Words per minute:
250 Ostrayan, equivalent to 12 English
Name:
Stress
Role:
Officer of Presentation Strictness (OOPs)
Favourite jump style:
The Invisible Chair
Words per minute:
82.5963 in ultimate Pakuranga Kiwi twang
Name:
Rangi
Role:
Interpreter and Brazilian hairstyle specialist
Favourite jump style:
Half Pipe Flip
Words per minute:
100 in Portuguese and 175 in English
Name:
Carla Maradona
Role:
Female influencer in geekdom
Favourite jump style:
More lemon pledge
Words per minute:
We have no idea- it sounds like one very long one