When we first heard that our beloved Jumpmaster, Crispy (aka C-Dog), was returning to the Swing after his extensive adventures overseas we all leapt for joy and high-fived! Alas, tragedy has struck, as we have been sent an imposter instead! Who is this dwarfish Hagrid lookalike? We suspect this man may be Blind Phil’s long lost son – see the amazing likeness below!
For now we are just going to have to make do with this imposter and his inappropriate beard rubbings. If anyone has any information on the whereabouts of sweet, sweet Crispy, please let us know immediately! We promise you will be handsomely rewarded!
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That picture doesn’t do Crispy justice. In the flesh he is HOT HOT HOT!!! Beard or no beard.
Still no Crispy?! No worries… I’ll return him when I see him… eventually! *hahahaha*
First of all, the beard is good. I think he should grow it back again. Doesn’t any other woman out there like the grizzly adam look? Second, he should never ever wear sunglasses. As a matter of fact, he should never even shut his eyes because they are way too pretty!